A lonely inventor and a suave musician find themselves in a rather bizarre predicament when the former comes into possession of a mystical statue with the power that drives women wild. Tim and Steve couldn't be more different, but that hasn't prevented them from becoming the very best of friends. While Tim has just endured a bitter break-up with his trashy ex, Steve is living the good life with his beautiful girlfriend Renee. Determined to get his love life back on track and inspired by the sexual conquests of his upstairs neighbor Wallace, Tim makes it his mission in life to sleep with as many beautiful women as possible. Trouble is, most women think Tim is a bumbling moron. When Tim comes into possession of a mystical statue that makes him irresistible to the opposite sex, his initial excitement soon turns to horror after he realizes that the charm begins attracting Renee. To make matters worse, the bizarre development has also awakened Tim's secret lust for his best friend's girl. Now, as Tim races to find a solution to his salacious problem, he realizes that his only hope for success is to stop looking outside, and begin searching within.